i’d say i feel bad for being turned on by this
but i don’t
I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in
And then someone or something that isn’t yours
gets in that space
and you just
Holy fuck finally someone who understands
I wish he would just miss catching that cup and it hits him on his pretty little head…maybe in the gagreel…
This was seriously the best prank
Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE